Hey I really can't be arsed to write loads of crap about myself! so instead I thought I'd paste one of those 'getting to know your friends better by asking stupid questions' email forwards! - Enjoy!

 
FILL IT IN!
1. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new
e-mail that you will send.
2. Change ~~~ the answers so that they apply to you. These can be
funny, as well as serious!!
3. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know....INCLUDING
the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a
lot of little unknown facts about your friends.
 
 
Here we go...
 
WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Sir David Baines esq. PhD, RSVP, PTA.
NICKNAMES? : Bainsy,
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: I'm a free spirit
S*X OR ICE-CREAM?: depends on the flavor of the ice cream!
WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: I'm not
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?: typing this
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DID? opened this
WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU: about 50 moldy mugs
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU ATE OUT WITH: Mattie and Charlotte I think :S
IF U WERE A TOY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: one with small parts (choking hazard!)
WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: my divorce lawyers
WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? how boring would it be to spend the rest of your life with one person?!
HOW MANY BUDDIES DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR LIST?: 25 (I had a massive clear out due to some twatty stalker dude hacking my account! - if your not on my new list email jenny@fishuk.cjb.net and she'll give you my new one -- the twatty guy is pretending to be me and might have added you)
HAWS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? 'Cloudy at first then some sunny intervals. Chance of sleety showers later in the day. Rather cold northwesterly winds.'
LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE? charlotte
LAST PERSON WHO TEXTED YOU: urm Mark   
LAST PERSON YOU TEXT: Matty
WHAT'S YOUR RING TONE?  Blink 182 - Adams song
Do YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? well... he's welsh!
WHAT DO YOU THINK A TOBLERONE IS: shitty chocolate bar with weird shite in it
AGE?: 20
Hair? kinda brown with blonde highlights, kinda getting a bit long I can almost do an 80's pony tail! woooo!
WOT R U WEARING RIGHT NOW? blink t and shorts
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: Nope
WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU ATTEND: www.tcat.ac.uk
 
WHO DO CONSIDER YOUR CLOSEST/BESTEST FRIENDS?: I love everyone and they love me !
WHAT WAS THE BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN TO YOU?: If you throw enough shit at the wall, some of it will stick!
DO U OWN A VEHICLE?: yes
HAVE YOU EVER WON A SPECIAL AWARD?: several
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE PLANS?: get fucking wankered 
FOOD : yes I eat... that's no question... it's just a random word!
FILM : Shawshank Redemption, the green mile, quadraphenia, toy story,
LAST FILM YOU SAW AT CINEMA?: lol I HATE the cinema! - I actually think the last film I watched there was jeepers creepers!
FAVE DAY OF THE YEAR?: march 15th (for absolutely no reason)
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE? : 'Are you dancin'?' - "Are you askin!" - bless jade, naa I don't really dance, more mosh!
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK ANYONE OUT: I really can't b arsed!
DO YOU SLEEP NAKED?: all the time
WHAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?: being born probably... it's been down hill since then
DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: I like honest moving movies
CHRISTMAS OR EASTER?: what the fuck?! both shitty holidays based around a religion I don't believe in and fictional characters! - NEITHER!
LUST OR LOVE?: Lust - love is a myth
KISSES OR HUGS?: hugs
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING, WHAT COULD IT BE?: the whole me being alive thing
COLOUR ARE YOUR PYJAMAS?: I sleep naked!
WHAT COLOUR'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?: fuck knows - probably white from the toothpaste
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY??: it seemed like a good idea, but I kinda got bored after question 5
DO U WANT UR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? I couldn't care less! - I think my friends have survived for this long without knowing that I sleep naked and have a white toothbrush, so I can't really see it affecting anyone's life in a huge way!
WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: blah blah blah
WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? JJ I guess, cos he sent it to me
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: when your sitting in the clinic waiting for your aids test results - apparently
WORST SOUND?: boy bands!
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? Mooooooooorning glory
ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING??: anti-climatical
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU LET THE PHONE RING BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT?: how sad would you be to do that?
the rings
MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? the alive one
ZODIAC SIGN: scorpio
 
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE? suicide bomber
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: completely empty - cos i'd have drunk it
WHATS YOUR FAVE NUMBER?: 27
SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: urm welsh
NO GIRLS, FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT (for guys only),
 
THONG OR KNICKERS: french lace
LONG OR SHORT HAIR: long
TALL SHORT: Average Height
BR*ASTS OR B*M? Bum
BRAINS OR BEAUTY: brains over beauty
TAN OR FAIR?: either
FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ON GUYS.
BOXERS OR Y FRONTS:
DARK OR FAIR: 
TALL OR SMALL:
SIX PACK OR NICE A*SE:
DOES SIZE MATTER?:
 
 
(FOR BOTH TO FILL IN)
MOST IMPORTANT PHYSICAL FEATURE: a head
CHOCOLATE, WHITE OR MILK? white
ROOT BEER OR DOCTOR PEPPER? root beer is ace! the nicest soft drink EVER god damn sainsbury's for not selling it any more !
MUD OR JELLY WRESTLING? seriously?!
SKIING OR BOARDING?: skiing is ace, we used to get to do it for PE!
DAY OR NIGHT? night
SUMMER OR WINTER?!: spring
CAKE OR PIE?? cake
SILVER OR GOLD?? silver
DIAMONDS OR PEARLS? depends if your 80 or not
SUNRISE OR SUNSET? sunset
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A BONE?:  shattered my elbow, and urm fractured my thumb
DO YOU HATE ANYONE?: yeah loads of people! muse, blue, Mcfly, and asians just to start with!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FIGHTING?: i beleive in many things
WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT?: The last dream i had was one of my mates drowning but i guess it varys
DO YOU HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON SOMEONE RIGHT NOW!: kinda i think
WHO DO YOU TURN TO FOR ADVICE: My mates
WHO'S THE FIRST TO ASK IN COLLEGE/WORK IF YOU'RE ALRIGHT: no one does! - i'm always alright!
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SKILL IN LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: urm juggling for no reason
 
- F a s h i o n S t u f f - -
WHERE IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP?  http://www.dcshoes.com/purchase/purchase.asp
 
- T h e E x t r a S t u f f - -
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?: children
WOT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: blink 182 - self titled
 
YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: na
 
F a v o r I t e s - -
COLOUR: blue
SUBJECTS : b/w photography, producing media products
CD or TAPE?: Mini-disk - flexible and small
ANIMALS?: the bird i ran over the other day was quite...... flat
 
- - HAVE YOU EVER - -
GIVEN SOMEONE A BATH: no nor would i ever do that
BUNJEE JUMPED?: nope
BROKEN THE LAW??: all the time!!!!!
GONE SKINNY DIPPING? of course
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND:
GRASS: sneeze
ZEBRA: horse rip off
SOCKS: black
DUMB: ass
red: hot
house: home
boob: nipple
bob: apple
Fish: sticks 
space: man